December 2009
tacopenis:
dirtyhipster:
So a guy goes to see his doctor, and the doctor tells him, “You’ve got to stop masturbating.” And the guy’s like, “What, why?” The doctor replies, “So I can examine you.”
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(via fuckyeahawkward)
dumbleydore:
dirtyhipster:
What’s the difference between Obama and a monkey? Obama is the president of the united states of america and a monkey is an animal
i’m going to suffocate
i’m going to suffocate and die